if youre ever feeling down just remember that theres a coca cola machine in singapore that gives you free cans of coke when you hug it
how the hell is that supposed to cheer me up? do you think im going to fly all the way to fucking singapore for a coke. like how is someone else’s gain supposed to brighten my mood?
i think u need a hug
it’s kind of ridiculous that we have to work our asses off for 13 years in school just to work our asses off for another 2-8+ years in college just to work our asses off in a job that we probably don’t even like, when we were born on this earth without a choice and i for one certainly didn’t sign up for that
this is seriously all i fucking think about
lobsters would be proud of themselves if they knew how expensive they were
my love life will never be satisfactory until someone runs through an airport to stop me from getting on a flight
- Me: Okay well I really hate killing you guys and I know that without you the world would be overrun with insects, so I love you and all, but I kind of really need to take a shower and I don't wanna drown you or have you panic and bite me.
- Spider: No probs bro I'll just go hang around in that corner until you're done. By the way, your fan is getting really dirty, my cousin's been living in there and he's not so happy with the conditions.
- Me: Oh that's okay I'll have it cleaned and just you can just tell him to move out until it's done.
- Spider: Sure thing, man, I'll be over here until your shower's over.